This Could Lead To Excellence Or Serious Injury
~the premier they might be giants fanzine~
Like They Might Be Giants?

Then you will most probably also like This Could Lead To Excellence Or Serious Injury, a TMBG fanzine, and the only one of which we are aware. Curated by seasoned TMBG blogger, wiki-editor, and archivist, Quinn Collard, This Could Lead to Excellence or Serious Injury features reviews, essays, lists, photos, and more.

You can buy This Could Lead to Excellence or Serious Injury from the Touch The Puppet Head Etsy store. Want your own artwork, essays, and ephemera featured in the zine? Go ahead and shoot Quinn an email at
excellenceorseriousinjury@gmail.com!

If you're the old-fashioned type, you can also send stuff or order via the zine's mailing address:

This Could Lead to Excellence or Serious Injury
c/o Quinn Collard
P.O. Box 23237
Seattle, WA 98102

Info elsewhere

This Could Lead to Excellence or Serious Injury can also be found on Facebook and the ZineWiki.

Back catalogue

There are eight issues of This Could Lead to Excellence or Serious Injury available. Contents follow:

issue contents pages price*
#8 A review of THE BEST SHOW EVER, list of the best non-cover allbum art 32 $3
#7 Show reviews, a list of the best cover art 32 $3
#6 Show reviews, a list of the best b-sides, and a poem 20 $2
#5 Show reviews, pictures from my TMBG trip to NYC, and a list of the best live song 32 $3
#4 Show reviews, Nanobots review, creepy songs 36 $3
#3 Reviews of three shows in Brooklyn, reasons I wish I were a Flansgirl 28 $2
#2 Join Us show reviews, my TMBG tattoos, more sexy songs 28 $2
#1 Show reviews from the Join Us tour, the story of how I fell in love with TMBG, sexy JL songs 40 $3
*add 85¢ to ship anywhere in the US ($2.50 to Canada, $3.30 anywhere else)
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