zeal ot106: You *heart* accordion players don't you.
wuf187: Yey bothersome John things!
scratchpentagon:Hahaha, okay. I'll give you a rain check on the John's ass discussion.
scratchpentagon:There's only one John Linnell. Well, no, there's that painter guy. But there's only one John Linnell who sings "Particle Man."
I'm rather fond of John Linnell in that totally-platonic-but-he-still-makes-me-giddy sort of way. ~Colin
althor12:I stroked Linnell's penis.
TMBGTrigger:I AM GIVING A KEY TO MY HOTEL ROOM TO THIS FINE YOUNG LADY FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES.
scratchpentagon:You could get like quinnwantstofucklinnell.com for less than that.
althor12:"Dear John: Please let me fellate you even though you're married and I'm engaged."
TMBGTrigger:Flans made a pact with the devil, so John could do that...that's why Flans is unreliable and John is so damn hot.
TMBGTrigger:Come to kill ME, eh? These John cutouts have movable appendages! Try and stay focused NOW.
althor12:Cunnilingus isn't a frequent TMBG theme.
switsawa1: a father figure, not a lusty tower of manhood
TMBGTrigger: "what do you say, baby? wanna cuddle up and get nasty in front of dfb?"
TMBGTrigger: COME SEE THE AMAZING JOHN LINNELL HAVE SEX WITH QUINN (also featuring his penis and hand fighting)
PR Mega: in Quinn speak, that means "John Linnell's bare ass better be plastered all over the liner notes"
LazeeBunny: we're being pretty quiet
FeastOnTheDingo: why is that?
althor12: 'cause they're writing John Porn
althor12: John Linnell's penis!
scratchpentagon: "i think linnell is too friendly"
colbs96: nothing magical in the secret slash world of John and John...
colbs96: no evil sorceresses, no curses.... only sweet, sweet penises
Loonquawl: fetish - something that REALLY turns you on but doesn't usually REALLY turn others on.
Loonquawl: i.e. leather, bondage, feet, or John Linnell
scratchpentagon: fisting john linnell? yeah, that's always fun.
colbs96: "hi i'm john linnell, more intelligent than you."
scratchpentagon: john linnell does not look up girls skirts
colbs96: "The Flans, while *really* arrogant, has a fragile ego. Do not hurt the Flans' ego by pointing out that you didn't really want pictures of *him*" - Nature Documentary
colbs96: but then, he's flans, and he probably forgets that he sweats so much, and is like "well, since i look good in anything, proved by my nail polish and purse fashion experments, i guess i can wear this white satin t-shirt"
Loonquawl: *fantasizes about john linnell's telephone wiring instead*
colbs96: flans lies
colbs96: because he's stupid and drunk
colbs96: and SEXY
JAzZmanBLUE3000: got any ideas for yr painting?
LazeeBunny: yeh, my accordion
JAzZmanBLUE3000: oh that sounds soulful
colbs96: "they're probably having hot man-sex."
SimplyFussFree01: Hee hee, Flans is so cute . . . I can just see him shyly approaching John in a pink thong . ..
colbs96: well, john is a drug
colbs96: and flans is like, methodone.
colbs96: there needs to be male prostitutes that look like the johns
gooligymoo: so you'd aid in terrorism for john
gooligymoo: you're horrible
gooligymoo: you're gonna suck john linnell's dick, right?
ImYourSkribe: "i won't die like nixon won't die" and "i'm a mess since you cut me out but nixon's arm keeps me company"
ImYourSkribe: they shoulda just changed those
ImYourSkribe: and kept the other nixon line
switsawa1: silly, meaty flans
colbs96: see, i'd rather he not look like a hobo than have the chub
TheSmarmyLass: pictures of john rival hot sex any day
TheSmarmyLass: it could be fun, but i don't want to get stuck mediating you guys. or being left out in the cold simply because i prefer chubby hobos to skeletal heroin addicts.
itz scratch: i suspect quinn would kill her parents over john.
TheSmarmyLass: the encore is like flans and john getting their mad shag on.
scratchpentagon: "john's cock is going to be on tv every day for the next week!"
ImYourSkribe: im not sure what it is about tmbg that's so magnetic, but whatever it is *thunk* *tries to pull metal plate in head away from music* *is unsuccessful*
ThaPsychlone: you got the crotch shot on the bag
TheSmarmyLass: *sings the Flans Has a Big Penis song*
richegreen: and then the johns can make out too
scratchpentagon: "have you ever seen john naked?" scratchpentagon: "no" scratchpentagon: "okay, that will be all"
IDontLeadTheHams: I do NOT understand Flans girls... ahem.
ImYourSkribe: first thing i thought was all "quinnnn wants his penis!"
TheSmarmyLass: it's odd... his face has gotten slightly chubbier, but his body seems not as chubby as it should be. crazy flans and his crazy hotness.
cHiKoRiTa506: did you finish the porno?
SeinJunkie: the accordion is such a sexy instrument... like an orgasm you can squeeze
cHiKoRiTa506: naw...it should be more like "linnellicious" and then there should be like "johntastic" or something
cHiKoRiTa506: john is like campbells...hes mm mm good
TheSmarmyLass: flans just knows that drinking makes him cooler.
althor12: your TMBG references are lightning-quick
FrustratedAndSad: Flans used to be so fucking skinny
FeastOnTheDingo: haha
FeastOnTheDingo: yes
FeastOnTheDingo: now he's the half-chubby and sometimes half-hitler half of TMBG
cHiKoRiTa506: the closest i ever came to john on john action was being double teamed by the johns...
gooligymoo: what's the difference between a burger king soft drink and gigantic?
gooligymoo: one has a straw that you suck, the other has a straw that sucks
ThePeculiarGirl: what is flans's fascination with puppets?
TheSmarmyLass: he masturbates with them
TheSmarmyLass: well, would he be like "oh look, my crotch"
TheSmarmyLass: oh man, the pipe, whew.
TheSmarmyLass: whenever he has a pipe it's like he has an extra penis
TheSmarmyLass: or like, if we could somehow make it more safe... put ecstasy in their coffee... THAT would be amusing.
ThePeculiarGirl: hahahaha
ThePeculiarGirl: man
ThePeculiarGirl: the johns on ecstasy would be insane
TheSmarmyLass: yeah it would... "John, man, I just want to touch you... can't you feel the... stuff?"
ThePeculiarGirl: hahahaha
ThePeculiarGirl: that would so rule
TheSmarmyLass: and then they'd have a big group massage with the Dans and Marty wouldn't be invited because he still needs to be initiated into the world of TMBG mansex.
ThePeculiarGirl: "hey john, let's stop making out and go make some popcorn!"
ThePeculiarGirl: that would be laaaaaame
TheSmarmyLass: hahaha
TheSmarmyLass: yeah
TheSmarmyLass: but Flans would totally say that
ThePeculiarGirl: hahahahahahahaha
TheSmarmyLass: because making out makes him hungry
ThePeculiarGirl: hahahaha
ThePeculiarGirl: everything makes him hungry
TheSmarmyLass: YES