If you're gonna put in junk, put in good junk. You might be able to buy them off that you actually know what you're talking about. ~Mrs. Savage
When in doubt, pull a Humphrey Bogart on 'em. ~Marlon Collard
The world is a wonderful place and everyone should shut up and enjoy it once in a while. ~Sarah
Keep your eye on the bull and not the shit. ~Marlon Collard
You never know how loud you are until you have to be quiet. ~Sarena
One of the best ways to find out about a person's character is to play Monopoly with them. ~Ellana
Life is full of ups and downs, but most of the time I'm going sideways. ~Leslie Beckmann
My dog sometimes understands me better than my family. ~Elizabeth
The problem with being "mature-for your age" is that you still have to deal with all the normal, what-the-hell-am-I-doing-on-this-planet things, and you have to be hopelessly unpopular. ~Ann Martin
I can remember what flavor of ice cream cone my grandmother and I shared at Disneyworld, but most of the time I can't remember what day it is. I guess it just depends on what you think is important. ~Elizabeth
Some of life is boring. But not the majority of it. ~Mrs. Landgraf
Does my face just scream "blow job"? ~Bob Lawing
Attention is overrated since it requires human interaction, and human interaction can be the most disappointing and tedious of all of life's supposed necessities. ~Patrick Forth
You know what would suck? If your butt grew to the point that it just, like, busted. ~Katherine
Honey, LIFE is complicated and ridiculous. ~Ann Martin
If I hear a song I like or see something that reminds me of something, I go into doofus mode in 2 seconds. ~Randi Otis
It looked good on the Internet! ~Karen Mitchell
Personally, I think it is abnormal to not have any emotional problems. ~Randi Otis
Does that firefighter have boobs? ~Bob Lawing
Things don't always have to be so complicated. ~Mr. Alexander
Ticks on surfboards. They just surf right up, and...suck your blood. ~Drew
First of all, reciprocal means opposite. Stupidhead. ~Tim
Fat pigs go boom as they hit the ground/Like cannonballs so heavy and round. ~Michael B.
Give us this day our fucking daily bread. ~Michael D.
There was a man from Michigan/And he did not have a van/He walked all night/Without a light/Boy, did he have a tan. ~Tim
Masochists can be frugal. ~Bob Lawing
Sperm always seems to come up. ~Merrill Cantu
The greatest pleasure of the day is not reading your name in the obituary column. ~Mr. Armstrong
scratchpentagon:Yeah, well, to quote Kim Lance from my 10th grade biology class, "People are fucking stupid."
SeinJunkie: Some days we can't pick out famous comedy shows when mentioned by a friend, others are highlighted by sex with a stranger.
SeinJunkie: Really? Stalking? I never would have suspected it from you, Quinn.
SeinJunkie:By no means should you hate your stuff.
SeinJunkie:I'm happy for you. I remember "High School Quinn" where self-deprication was an integral part of life, that's all.
scratchpentagon:It's kind of like the ketchup/mustard thing this kid was telling me about in high school, except it actually makes some sense.
a10martin:And while they weren't directly like, "FOOLING AROUND, you little whore?" I wasn't exactly at Denny's either, sooooo..
wuf187:Pissing off Baptists is like one of the kewlest things to do.
Name Is Identity:Love is weird.
scratchpentagon:Compared to me, I bet the Pope's a slut.
Merlin Coryell:Oh, yeah, course, they all know about my crazy animal feet fetish now...
Merlin Coryell:What's life for if not witnessing rock bottom?
Knowledge of the future must be--I can't imagine anything more dreadful. Knowledge of the past is horrible enough. ~Dr. Harrison
scratchpentagon:What is it about tongues? I mean, it's a really weird looking body part, and, like, they're all pretty much the same. But, in the right context...
I'm not going to have a tombstone, but in the old days when I thought I would have one, I had a number of inscriptions--it would've been about the size of the Vietnam Memorial. ~Dr. Harrison
scratchpentagon:Hell, I don't even have a vagina and it scares me.
scratchpentagon:You didn't, like, have sex with a dog and then tell Asa and not me, did you?
a10martin:Insanity, so good.
Knowledge is like manure. It has to be spread around to be useful. ~Dr. Harrison
a10martin:No, I didn't mean it like "You should be sorry, Quinn," but more like, Posh Spice shouldn't ask Baby Spice for advice.
Being liked by the Brook population doesn't say much. But I mean...being liked by Rebeca Chang? Now that's something to put on a resume. ~Rebeca Chang
Hello, Mr. Doorknob. People like to touch you. ~Rich E Green
Oh, Quinn...you and your obsessions. ~Kelly Shultz
scratchpentagon:I think everyone has fun pretending that someone is psycho if given the opportunity.
He didn't threaten you, he just said you're dead. Your mind is dead, your heart's dead, your soul's dead, everything. ~overheard
You don't try to change something you hate. You try to change something you care about. ~Dr. Harrison
tuxedopuddle:I'm a perv, but I'm a focused perv, not a passive perv. I don't notice innuendo often. I tend to passively find the really silly things in life, like the word weird. It looks weird, it's spelled weird, and it's about the best word to describe weird you can find.
scratchpentagon:I was implying that during the awkward pause you'd both kind of go for each other and end up in a giant heap of naked flesh. And curly pubic hair. Curly.
Name Is Identity:I'm a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
escalator guru:I go through best friends like underwear. I mean, underwear after a couple hundred washes when it falls apart.
escalator guru:He'll be miserable but he'll still have his balls. Well, what the fuck is the point of that??
richegreen:How can someone be a vegeterian AND an antisemite?
mozen2:And that is why, my friends, life sucks! YAY!
scratchpentagon:How about cheese and crack whores?
ZEALot106:If cannibals like to eat people, do hamsters like to eat little pellets of food?
a10martin:You're a fucking goober! Dude. Looking up the word goober in the DICTIONARY is the DEFINTION OF GOOBHOOD.
a10martin:Check a SLANG dictionary, Ms. Dictionpants.
Merlin Coryell:Hey, it worked in all those stupid '80's teen movies. I just need a wig and a sister who goes there to help build the plot. Then I fall in love with a cheerleader and complicate things...with sexy results. All ending in the awarding of a special deal from the dean who finds out in the end and decides it's all ok.
althor12:Come for the crumpets, stay for the porn.
TMBGTrigger:You say that like it's unusual. I always carry multiple pictures of my penis. You know...just in case.
a10martin:You know how at the beginning of every book they would say "But despite BLAH BLAH BLAH MEAN THINGS ABOUT MARY ANNE THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE 'DESPITE' AS A DISCLAIMER YOU BITCHES, she's the only one of us with a steady boyfriend!"??
scratchpentagon:Okay, so when a skanky chick says "Are you looking for something? I've got it." in the middle of the night in NYC, she's probably a ho, right?
TMBGTrigger:Hooray! Unconcious fellatio!
TMBMGTrigger:Someone needs to do A Cockwork Orange.
TMBGTrigger: had to get my fix of gay zoot suit stange prancing ska musics
TraitorJim: i try not to get obsessed anymore, it really ruins your social life
colbs96: i hate it when people use my soul for dental hygeine purposes
SzpecialK: intexas do they really have nmo public school system and eat cotton candy all day long while they watch softcore pornography on cable?
Loonquawl: eating corndogs is such a homoerotic thing
MoZen2: don't worry about stalking. no harm done til someone dies, i always say!
colbs96: my favorite thing is to talk about how someone's sexy is leaking all over the floor, and how there should be "caution: slippery when sexy" signs and whatnot
colbs96: right... man... the all powerful sexy must not be handled foolishly
colbs96: it's like the force
colbs96: only, sexier
TMBGTrigger: hooray for cock
Loonquawl: damn, now i cant crack a joke about vegetarians enjoying cocksucking
katieinshoes: If I make a random sex joke, can I get into your profile?
katieinshoes: Better yet, can I get in there just for asking if making a sex joke is the requirement?
richegreen: I gotz culture
scratchpentagon: the conversation digressed to assless pants though
katieinshoes: Don't poke Christ too roughly.
althor12: I don't like fun
gooligymoo: cuz apparently, because of chris, I'm known to certain people as 'the guy that masturbates to I IV V chords ' :(
colbs96: *sings the Quinn is Hot song*
colbs96: why do you get to seduce everyone? :'(
Loonquawl: no, not Mr. Muscles And Dick
althor12: my fraggle rocks
colbs96: cranberry jews
Loonquawl: life is more fun without pants
a10martin: i hate it when God won't give me the email addresses i need
colbs96: and i was like, time to molest
TheFiercePancake: You're a good little citizen! You're a marshmallow peep.
parameciYUM: i think that since i like vaginas, whenever i wanna say YAYYYY im gonna say VAGINAAAAS instead
Merlin Coryell: Im off to bed, you let your own dreams roll around inside for a while. Then, when you have them cornered, and they arent looking, POUNCE and force them out of your head and into your life!
colbs96: aww steven signed off... i guess he doesn't want to hear about my penis anymore :'(
FeastOnTheDingo: like i said, you are insane
switsawa1: with enough lube anything's possible
ZEALot106: u know whats a badass word?
ZEALot106: boobies
ZEALot106: it's my word of the week
TheFiercePancake: that's a BIG vibrator
SlfClledNowhere: beg your pardon?
TheFiercePancake: hahaha...wrong window
ImYourSkribe: man, how come nobody ever accidentally talks to me abt fake, wiggling dinger dongers
colbs96: i like raping small woodland animals
colbs96: *pie
colbs96: i like pie
colbs96: damn typo
colbs96: YAY HE SAID ASSRAPE
colbs96: my porn will console me
TMBGTrigger: the sad thing is, I was just called a weirdo by He Who Masturbates to I IV V Chords
colbs96: if i was a guy, i'd totally want a piece of you
colbs96: mmm smart men
scratchpentagon: i'm not a penis expert or anything...
althor12: I wanna hear about female genitalia :(
scratchpentagon: they make clip on penises?
colbs96: i downloaded it
colbs96: but then i got distracted by porn or cocaine or something
TheFiercePancake: But that's the slippery slope interpretive dancing will take you down, straight to prostitution.
Zeal ot106: chickens are NEVER dorky
Zeal ot106: dont u DARE say that!
LazeeBunny: i'm sure *some* of them are
Zeal ot106: :-(
Zeal ot106: ok
Zeal ot106: :-)
zeal ot106: i like the word vagina
zeal ot106: it's just so COOL
zeal ot106: and im just talkin abt the word
zeal ot106: not even the object
TMBGTrigger: I talk about penises too much
nutt26: i kinda want to go break into his house and wax his back
TheSmarmyLass: you were one crafty fetus
richegreen: don't do anything stupid
SlfClledNowhere: What's that supposed to mean?
richegreen: don't tape a flashlight to your head and run into the wall
GuySmiley111: thingy and monkey
GuySmiley111: the 2 best words ever known
StarBeast3000: i TRUST Hollywood True Stories....to tell me the Truth.
purpleusagichan: who don't you stalk?
TheSmarmyLass: elizabeth bathory can still bathe in my blood
TMBGTrigger: well, I'm up for genocide
TMBGTrigger: you can't fail with a masturbation segue
TheSmarmyLass: and pizza is like cocaine quinn, you gotta understand *tears in eyes*
ImYourSkribe: meta tags are silly
SlfClledNowhere: Are they?
ImYourSkribe: i dunno, i made that up
a10martin: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK
a10martin: I LOVE YOU
Merlin Coryell: You tend to make life more satirically beautiful
TheSmarmyLass: (i on the other hand, know my penis can never be rivaled, but i'll let him live in his crazy world of having a bigger penis than me)
TheSmarmyLass: i sooo don't fuck plants......
TheSmarmyLass: anymore....
TheSmarmyLass: dude i read this book, and one of the passages was like (and this was a lumberjack dude) "tonight he was going to have a real woman. he didn't need to grease up a knothole with lard, as the others were doing"
TheSmarmyLass: wal-mart, for the finest in lingerie
TheSmarmyLass: where the hell is the penis i ordered over the internet?
ThaPsychlone: he's evil. and not our good kind of evil.
ZEALot106: my fav poem
ZEALot106: i made up at dannys many many MANY years ago
ZEALot106: "roses are red, fuck you"
TheSmarmyLass: absolutely lovely
TheSmarmyLass: that just amuses me when applied to the penis
gooligymoo: i heard you give the best blow jobs
itz scratch: there should be a law.
itz scratch: "stoops are not allowed to write poetry"
Dynamic Calories: Stupid people without mental problems!
ImYourSkribe: your true friends are the people who can recognize you by your vagina alone.
ImYourSkribe: i dont have a vagina :-(
ImYourSkribe: man
ImYourSkribe: is it fun having a vagina?
ImYourSkribe: because... damn
TheSmarmyLass: i don't really think it's that bad. it's not like you eat fetuses.
StarBeast3000: My daughter........the Dis----E.A.S.E. QUEEN!.......
StarBeast3000: i go....welll Sir.....lol I am noticing that you REMEMBERED to put on your pants this morning.......hahahhahahaha
althor12: time is such a bastard
scratchpentagon: those silly masturbating failures.
SlfClledNowhere: Those were good times.
SeinJunkie: Yeah... when you were a minor and prosecution for your crimes wouldn't have been as serious
althor12: I wonder if ghosts can ejaculate SeinJunkie: I remember it used to be people like Brian Unger, or A. Whitney Brown... SeinJunkie: man, those were the old school stalkings...
SeinJunkie: try as you might, but your past of obsession (and possibly felonies) will haunt you forever
SeinJunkie: I find that cute and frightening at the same time
SeinJunkie: kind of like the Olsen twins
SeinJunkie: pretty soon, you'll have your own reality show
SeinJunkie: The Psycho Bachelorette
Moon Trism: Wow...you like POCKY!!
FrustratedAndSad: Yes!
Moon Trism: It's definitely Japanese Heroin.
althor12: the only solution to this is to become a bestselling author
gooligymoo: women aren't supposed to like the word bitch
scratchpentagon: guess who's playing in rochester next weekend? hah
FrustratedAndSad: Who?
scratchpentagon: john mayer! haha
scratchpentagon: you have to come up so we can go!!
scratchpentagon: haha
FrustratedAndSad: hahahahahhahashahaha
scratchpentagon: deep sea of blankets!!@!
LokiaChekerberry: what a morbid username
scratchpentagon: piglet porn is my favorite kind of porn
FrustratedAndSad: Ch. 3 is finnnnnnnnnnished
althor12: yay
althor12: so you've made it be from Finland? *cracks up laughing*
GuySmiley111: Quinn in "The Night Of 1000 Orgies" ;-)
Kuroi GITAA: I am the poster boy for not coming to terms with one's secret homosexuality
GuySmiley111: *gives Quinn a penis cookie*
GuySmiley111: you're nice and cute, and into porn :-p
GuySmiley111: what more could a guy want? ;-)
KitsuneKevin: I would definitely jump your bones given half a chance.
GuySmiley111: evil quinn hunched over her computer :-p
GuySmiley111: kirby likes it in the ASS!